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Alia Bhatt Bollywood Funny Jokes

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Written by Cine Khabar Team

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Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Alia joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ?All India Radio! ?

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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